The Splash Back

Trots [2:37 PM]:
so i just had a surprise pu
Trots [2:37 PM]:
which should have been a joyous occassion...
Zhan [2:38 PM]:
did someone come in?
Trots [2:38 PM]:
but i had a disastrous run in with The Splash Back
Zhan [2:38 PM]:
wow, that'll wake you up
Trots [2:38 PM]:
its so much worse than just regular Splash Back tho
Trots [2:38 PM]:
it nailed me RIGHT in the vajayjay
Zhan [2:39 PM]:
hahahahaha!
Trots [2:39 PM]:
i just try to keep my sanctuary clean and isolated
Zhan [2:39 PM]:
That's the best thing I've heard all day
Trots [2:39 PM]:
and here i go just splashing 30 peoples worth of hizz right into it
Trots [2:39 PM]:
so now i totally am gonna get a yeast and prolly the hiv
Zhan [2:40 PM]:
I'm sure it didn't get that far up in your bidniss
Trots [2:40 PM]:
the entrance of the cave is far enough
Trots [2:40 PM]:
my cewch would weep if it could
Zhan [2:40 PM]:
Get an alcohol wipe from the first aid kid. Get a good scrub on it
Trots [2:41 PM]:
i dunno if thats a good idear either
Trots [2:41 PM]:
i wanna scrub it with soap and then wrap it up and put it in a closet that nothing like this can happen again!
Zhan [2:41 PM]:
Ask Rile to blow on it
Trots [2:42 PM]:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Trots [2:42 PM]:
he'd fall in!
Zhan [2:43 PM]:
Then you'd be in trouble
Trots [2:43 PM]:
as would he
Trots [2:44 PM]:
he'd drown in there
Trots [2:47 PM]:
my chacha is SO depressed now
Zhan [2:47 PM]:
wring it out
Trots [2:48 PM]:
couldnt i log this as sick time? "must go home to loofah pu water from nethers"
Zhan [2:49 PM]:
You need to put that on a t-shirt
Trots [2:49 PM]:
3574
Zhan [2:49 PM]:
ok