Zhan [2:20 PM]:
tell me tales about your pu
Trots [2:21 PM]:
yay!
Trots [2:21 PM]:
ok
Trots [2:21 PM]:
so i was chillin on the throne
Trots [2:21 PM]:
reading my book
Trots [2:21 PM]:
and things felt rather...cramped
Trots [2:21 PM]:
as if my bootay were a fine bottle of champagne and my pu a cork
Zhan [2:22 PM]:
well said, well said
Trots [2:22 PM]:
so i put down my book and concentrated REAL hard
Trots [2:22 PM]:
and grumped and sweated
Trots [2:22 PM]:
and gave birth to a single pu that was about 3 inches in diameter
Trots [2:23 PM]:
it was like the size of my wrist around
Zhan [2:23 PM]:
that's pretty damn amazing.
Trots [2:23 PM]:
i know
Zhan [2:23 PM]:
You sound ready to pay off your debt to the bf
Trots [2:23 PM]:
well, ive certainly cleared the path
Zhan [2:23 PM]:
I hope you took a pic
Trots [2:23 PM]:
dewd, i really almost did!!!
Trots [2:23 PM]:
but i thought, ew, thats kinda gross
Trots [2:24 PM]:
so i've decided to instead draw a rendering for you with Paint
Zhan [2:24 PM]:
Cool!
Trots [2:25 PM]:
as you can see...the large end came out first
Trots [2:25 PM]:
then, i was left with a tiny little nub at the end
Trots [2:25 PM]:
like a bow


Zhan [2:26 PM]:
wow. That's seriously weird
Trots [2:26 PM]:
it was amazing
Zhan [2:26 PM]:
smell?
Trots [2:26 PM]:
kinda earthy
Trots [2:26 PM]:
like a dirt basement
Zhan [2:27 PM]:
splashback?
Trots [2:27 PM]:
none
Zhan [2:27 PM]:
that's good
Trots [2:27 PM]:
it came out all slow-like
Trots [2:27 PM]:
it was terrifying! but awesome
Trots [2:28 PM]:
it was the weird tag on the end that rocked my mind the most
Trots [2:28 PM]:
i mean, you'd think it would be the sheer mass of it, but no
Zhan [2:28 PM]:
pain?
Trots [2:28 PM]:
yeah, like getting it started was tough and hurt my bungfrisk a bit
Trots [2:29 PM]:
ha ha! nice smiley on it
Zhan [2:29 PM]:
It was a happy pooh
Trots [2:30 PM]:
it was!
Trots [2:30 PM]:
im glad i was able to share this tale with you, zhanny
Zhan [2:30 PM]:
me too
Trots [2:30 PM]:
its a tru sign of friendship when one can tell pu stories in such detail
Trots [2:34 PM]:
lol!
Trots [2:34 PM]:
my bung looks like a pewbmonster!
Zhan [2:34 PM]:
Yeah, it's pretty nasty
Zhan [2:35 PM]:
after dropping that fellow
Trots [2:35 PM]:
like a labrador retriever
Zhan [2:35 PM]:
like a furry soccer ball
Trots [2:36 PM]:
lol!