someone has popcorn over here and it smells GOOOOOD
Jake [10:26 AM]:
it's lezlie!
Jake [10:28 AM]:
gotta pu
Later that morning …
Zhan [10:30 AM]:
That's funny, I saw you on your way. You looked like you were in a hurry ... I hope it wasn't a angry one.
Jake [10:37 AM]:
no that's funny because i was just going to im you
Jake [10:37 AM]:
it was possibly the most entertaining pu i've ever taken
Zhan [10:37 AM]:
how so?
Jake [10:38 AM]:
well, i used a seat liner you know?
Zhan [10:38 AM]:
really?
Jake [10:38 AM]:
and well, i've been eating veggie chili for dinner now, going on 4 days.
Zhan [10:38 AM]:
Uh oh!
Jake [10:38 AM]:
let's just say it was satisfying
Zhan [10:38 AM]:
Where does the ass gasket come in?
Jake [10:38 AM]:
so i flush
Jake [10:39 AM]:
and the liner envelopes the tird
Zhan [10:39 AM]:
hahaha! A poo taco!
Jake [10:39 AM]:
and it looks JUST LIKE a polish sausage
Zhan [10:39 AM]:
Eeeeew!
Jake [10:39 AM]:
that refuses to flush
Jake [10:39 AM]:
but the best part
Jake [10:39 AM]:
is i find myself audibly laughing at it struggling to go down the hole
Zhan [10:40 AM]:
were there others?
Jake [10:40 AM]:
and i suddenly wonder if anyone can hear me and how delighted in my little pu i am
Jake [10:40 AM]:
i was in the handipot, but still, you can hear in the hallway pretty much all that happens in those
Zhan [10:40 AM]:
Did it make it down?
Jake [10:40 AM]:
finally, yes
Zhan [10:41 AM]:
I think you shoulda left it to entertain the next passerby
Jake [10:42 AM]:
i don't know that they would've been as entertained you know? it was mine, i was proud it came out in one piece with such perfect resemblance to sausage
Zhan [10:42 AM]:
You're too modest about your poo
Jake [10:42 AM]:
i was truly delighted
Jake [10:43 AM]:
grrls are wusses about pu tho
Jake [10:43 AM]:
it would've been flushed unceremoniously by the next chick
Jake [10:43 AM]:
not the fond good-bye i gave it
Zhan [10:44 AM]:
When I come across unflushings, I just turn around and walk away. I can't even flush it
Jake [10:44 AM]:
you're that repulsed?
Jake [10:44 AM]:
i'm shocked
Zhan [10:45 AM]:
If I don't know whose poo is be, I get weirded out.
Jake [10:45 AM]:
but if you know, it's ok?
Jake [10:45 AM]:
you'd flush D's, let's say?
Zhan [10:47 AM]:
Hmmm.
Zhan [10:47 AM]:
No.
Zhan [10:47 AM]:
My assumption is it wasn't flushed because there is a clog, and I don't want to deal w/it
Jake [10:48 AM]:
so who's would you flush?
Jake [10:48 AM]:
if not d's?
Zhan [10:48 AM]:
Well, I don't know. This would be a good social experiment
Jake [10:49 AM]:
galadriel's?
Zhan [10:49 AM]:
Hahaha!
Zhan [10:49 AM]:
no
Jake [10:49 AM]:
just the thot of her pu makes you laugh
Zhan [10:49 AM]:
it does!
Jake [10:49 AM]:
i think you'd probably flush it
Zhan [10:49 AM]:
I dunno. If I HAD to I would
Jake [10:50 AM]:
what if it was the only shiter within 5 miles?
Jake [10:50 AM]:
and it had pu in it?
Jake [10:50 AM]:
would you,
Jake [10:50 AM]:
flush
Zhan [10:50 AM]:
I would, then
Jake [10:50 AM]:
or lay one on top?
Zhan [10:51 AM]:
I'd flush if it just looked abandoned
Jake [10:51 AM]:
very kind of you.
Zhan [10:52 AM]:
but if it looked like a clogger, I'd have to add a layer to it
Jake [10:52 AM] sends:
Jake [10:52 AM]:
ew wouldn't you feel weird about that?
Jake [10:53 AM]:
I don't like mixing personal waste with others
Jake [10:53 AM]:
i remember when for the first time i made myself p into jp's p that he'd left in the can during the night...
Zhan [10:53 AM]:
It mixes anyway, just farther down the road
Jake [10:53 AM]:
it gave me the willies
Zhan [10:53 AM]:
Really? We do that all the time, and I'm always the first one up and it grosses me out, all the p
Jake [10:54 AM]:
yeah it is gross
Jake [10:54 AM]:
i'm kinda over it now. but only with him.
Jake [10:55 AM]:
when romie gets bigger, we'll have to enforce the always flush rule
Zhan [10:55 AM]:
Once, I had a morning poo and I went w/o flushing the p. There was a splashback. I couldn't handle it.
Jake [10:55 AM]:
Noooooo!!!!
Jake [10:55 AM]:
that's my greatest fear
Zhan [10:55 AM]:
Thank gawd it was before my shower
Jake [10:55 AM]:
that's why i always look.
Jake [10:55 AM]:
that, and i grew up in a house with 5 men.
Zhan [10:55 AM]:
I did too, but it didn't register
Jake [10:57 AM]:
can i borrow 3 bucks?
Zhan [10:57 AM]:
Ain't got no cashish
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