Welcome to the Sanctuary

Trots [12:56 PM]:
yeesh
Zhan [12:56 PM]:
I've considered buying our workplace a few times myself to turn it into a beaver sanctuary.
Trots [12:56 PM]:
lol!
Trots [12:56 PM]:
good idear
Trots [12:56 PM]:
speaking of beaver, did you get my email? …

Latzski [11:09 AM]:
hey, what's your cell?

Zhan [12:57 PM]:
Latzski's wanting to get funky with Trots
Trots [12:57 PM]:
she texted me already
Zhan [12:57 PM]:
Anything juicy?
Zhan [12:57 PM]:
Like
Zhan [12:57 PM]:
Talk of labia squeezing?
Trots [12:57 PM]:
gawd no
Trots [12:57 PM]:
omg
Trots [12:58 PM]:
i just hurled a little in my mouf
Zhan [12:58 PM]:
She's wanting to do some leg over leg grindage, I'm sure of it
Trots [12:59 PM]:
scissor action?
Zhan [12:59 PM]:
Yeah. I see a little muffrubbing in your future
Trots [12:59 PM]:
id rather stick my muffin in a garden weasel
Zhan [1:00 PM]:
That's EXACTLY what it's gonna be like
Zhan [1:00 PM]:
I hear told she can talk from her cootch
Trots [1:00 PM]:
sick, man
Trots [1:00 PM]:
sick
Zhan [1:00 PM]:
Yeah, I guess it spits
Zhan [1:00 PM]:
But it plays a mean french horn
Trots [1:00 PM]:
LOL!
Trots [1:00 PM]:
youre so awesome
Zhan [1:00 PM]:
thx, g.
Zhan [1:00 PM]:
Sometimes I wish cooters had tongues
Zhan [1:01 PM]:
Don't you?
Trots [1:01 PM]:
no, but i wish they had lungs
Zhan [1:01 PM]:
They kinda do ... let's just put it this way, don't do keagles in the tub
Zhan [1:02 PM]:
Or you'll be a water fountain later in the day
Trots [1:02 PM]:
note to self: fulfill life goal of being a human fountain today in Plaza
Zhan [1:03 PM]:
Man, this has been a great convo. This should be published and sold at a profit
Trots [1:03 PM]:
gotta pewp...brb
Zhan [1:03 PM]:
Make it a good one
Trots [1:09 PM]:
omg, i have diarrhea cha cha cha
Zhan [1:09 PM]:
That's awesome.
Trots [1:09 PM]:
my brown eye is on fire!!!
Trots [1:09 PM]:
like, bursting into flame
Zhan [1:09 PM]:
Why?
Zhan [1:10 PM]:
Was it noisy?
Trots [1:10 PM]:
dunno. i didnt eat anything crazy
Trots [1:10 PM]:
it was SO loud and the bathroom wuz full of b!tchez
Trots [1:10 PM]:
it came on so fast!!
Zhan [1:10 PM]:
That makes me smile and feel at peace
Trots [1:11 PM]:
bc i have the green apple clicks?
Zhan [1:11 PM]:
yesh
Trots [1:11 PM]:
(and yes, we should publish this and all our funny convos)
Trots [1:11 PM]:
(we should create a blog for it)

Ta da!!!