Vintage Chats: The Commencement of the Poo Talk

[02:34 PM] Zhan: Trots, I want to share something with you.
[02:34 PM] Trots: please do
[02:34 PM] Zhan: I just had an extremely euphoric poop.
[02:35 PM] Trots: i'm getting ready to go have one
[02:35 PM] Trots: you know its getting to be that time when the farts stank
[02:35 PM] Zhan: I can only hope yours is as good as mine was.
[02:35 PM] Zhan: Tru dat.
[02:35 PM] Zhan: For me, it was like exercising demons.
[02:35 PM] Zhan: I feel closer to God.
[02:35 PM] Zhan: I wish you could have been there.
[02:36 PM] Trots: i wish you would have told me
[02:36 PM] Trots: i would have cheered you on
[02:36 PM] Zhan: We could have sang folk songs.
[02:36 PM] Trots: with harmony
[02:37 PM] Zhan: And butt rhythm
[02:40 PM] Trots: brb
[02:40 PM] Trots: gonna have a euphoric poo
[02:45 PM] Trots: poo blocked
[02:46 PM] Zhan: Constipated?
[02:46 PM] Trots: worse
[02:46 PM] Zhan: What's worse? All fart no turd?
[02:46 PM] Trots: i was in there all euphoric and...
[02:46 PM] Trots: someone came innnnnnn
[02:46 PM] Trots: dun dun daa
[02:46 PM] Zhan: Awww, that's a bummer!
[02:47 PM] Trots: she festered around in front of the mirror for like 3 min and i got performance anxiety
[02:47 PM] Zhan: You should have started grunting loudly. That makes 'em leave
[02:47 PM] Trots: mwa ha ha
[02:47 PM] Trots: totally
[02:48 PM] Zhan: Or make self pleasuring sounds
[02:48 PM] Trots: might have sparked interest then
[02:48 PM] Zhan: not if you mixing in some poo grunts, too.
[02:48 PM] Trots: brilliant!
[02:49 PM] Zhan: Brilliant!

[03:51 PM] Trots: i finished my bm
[03:51 PM] Trots: :D
[03:51 PM] Zhan: Did you stop in the middle of it?
[03:52 PM] Trots: yes
[03:52 PM] Trots: i had an intrermission
[03:52 PM] Zhan: Damn. I don't think I could do that. You're like the kung fu master of poo.